Versatility Seekers Pillows

'What's the use of being a Renaissance man if you can't multi-task?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Toenail clipping missile.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.