Vanity Observers Pillows

"Hair spray"

Camel Visits the Plastic Surgeon

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Vanity artist

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

TV-Mirror.

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

The Paper Silhouette Editor

Narcissus

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'