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'That's not what I said.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Private View.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"E"

'From up here they look like us.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'For sale'

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

"If you can make it here you can make it anywhere."

"Condomania"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."