Scenic Views Lover T-Shirts

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Rating the Sunset

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Hotel Room

Sunset Attraction

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Theater and the Sun

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'For sale'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Winter is a gift.

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Let's not have children."

"Did I mention the view?"

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"Say it’s beautiful!"

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."