Scenic Views Lover T-Shirts

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Hotel Room

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Sunset Attraction

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Theater and the Sun

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'For sale'

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

Winter is a gift.

"Let's not have children."

"Did I mention the view?"

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"Say it’s beautiful!"

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."