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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

What your guitar says about you.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

Cowboy Suitcase.

A Head-Dress in 1777

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"I'd like a trigger warning."