Valley Girl Aficionado T-Shirts

Valley girl mothers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

What your guitar says about you.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"No! No! Ya dang fools. Circle the covered wagons. Not the covered dishes."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

A Head-Dress in 1777

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Cowboy Suitcase.