Valentine's Interpreter Gifts

Dialogue

"All we have left is standing room only."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I'm huggable!'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Percentage artwork

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Art Gallery.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"Call the fire department!"

The International Date Line