Modern Romance Interpreter Gifts

'Don't complain. I've been trying to meet a mindless robot.'

Right click for yes...

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Online Dating

Frederic Chopin

"You may now kiss the bride."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Percentage artwork

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Art Gallery.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

Effective Catcalls

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"