Modern Romance Interpreter Pillows

'Don't complain. I've been trying to meet a mindless robot.'

Right click for yes...

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Online Dating

"Caricatures $20"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Percentage artwork

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Art Gallery.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

Effective Catcalls

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"