Modern Communication Interpreter Pillows

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Frederic Chopin

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Modern Communications

First O.M.G. church.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'