Modern Communication Interpreter Mugs

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"All those in favor Retweet."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Modern Communications

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

First O.M.G. church.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."