Vacuum Wrangler Gifts

'I said - MOVE IT!'

Distance to avoid contagion

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No it's still not fixed'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Zoom Rodeos

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Fisherman get a good catch.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

"Sorry, self defense can't be a plea in a fraud case."

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

Claw machine vaccine.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'Gesundheit.'