Vaccine Comedian Pillows

"I didn't say you can't have a flu-jab I just said it's an unusual last request."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

They're behind me aren't they?

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Covid Babies

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

COVID-19 fever

2020 Panic Room

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

"I'm not sure what an extra strength placebo is!"

"I'm just messing with you."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

'Oops, sorry about that spontaneous reflex action, doctor!'

"If you have to suck, do it responsibly."