Vaccine Pundit Pillows

'In the unlikely event that we should ever have to prioritise candidates for avian flu vaccine I doubt if 'full time sex god' will rate very highly.'

"We know what vax they got."

"To be or not to be."

Booster shots

Bribes for Jabs

Corona Funeral

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Sputnik V

Effective Cuban vaccines

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

COVID Devotion

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

COVID Vaccine

Soberana vaccines

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

New scenario with the vaccine

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

This might take a while

S.O.S. vaccine

Vaccines Balancing Act

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Chasing Covid Variants

"This feels so familiar."

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

"Now get out."

Euro 2021

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Omicron

Covid Vaccine

"Technically, he's an essential worker."