'In the unlikely event that we should ever have to prioritise candidates for avian flu vaccine I doubt if 'full time sex god' will rate very highly.'
Vaccine Pundit Gifts
Looking for a gift for your vaccine pundit? Our collection offers witty mugs, clever t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints that honor their passion for immunology and public health. Perfect for scientists, healthcare workers, or anyone passionate about vaccines, these gifts blend humor with appreciation, making them ideal for birthdays, acknowledgments, or just because. Show your support and admiration for their dedication to fighting disease—gifts that inform, entertain, and inspire.
"We know what vax they got."
"To be or not to be."
Booster shots
Bribes for Jabs
Corona Funeral
Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?
"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
The Canary in the Coal Mine
"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."
Sputnik V
Effective Cuban vaccines
Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain
COVID Devotion
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
COVID Vaccine
Soberana vaccines
"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"
New scenario with the vaccine
"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."
"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."
This might take a while
S.O.S. vaccine
Vaccines Balancing Act
"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."
Chasing Covid Variants
"This feels so familiar."
I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.
"Now get out."
Euro 2021
Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.
Omicron
Covid Vaccine
"Technically, he's an essential worker."
Vaccine Pundit Gifts Collection
Vaccine Pundit Mugs
Explore our full range of vaccine-themed mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for any vaccine advocate's collection.
Vaccine Pundit Pillows
Browse our cozy vaccine-inspired pillows—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their favorite space.
Vaccine Pundit Prints
Check out our vibrant vaccine prints, perfect for decorating homes or offices of dedicated health heroes.
Vaccine Pundit T-Shirts
Discover more witty and stylish vaccine pundit t-shirts that allow them to wear their passion with pride.