Vaccine Comedian Gifts

"I didn't say you can't have a flu-jab I just said it's an unusual last request."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

They're behind me aren't they?

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Covid Babies

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

COVID-19 fever

2020 Panic Room

The Lone Ranger at Home

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

'If his chart dips down to 15 here, he'll start emitting a hellish, non-stop squeal.'

"I'm just messing with you."

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

"I'm not sure what an extra strength placebo is!"

"Still too close."

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Your cough IS unproductive, but I'm more concerned by your unmotivated sneezes, your apathetic earache, and your sniffles' overall lack of ambition.

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

"If you have to suck, do it responsibly."