Vaccine Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Dude! I want to eat a vaccinated human, too!"

2021

Fighting Covid

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Covid Variants

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

EU Vaccine approval

COVID 19

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Side effects may include....'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The end is near

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Valentine Vaccines

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

Merry Christmas

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Vaccine hurdles

Vaccine Hesitancy

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

Covid v Vaccinator

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Cuba vaccines against Covid

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Covid vaccines

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'