Vaccination Satirist Pillows

"Are the humans in the sandwich raised without vaccinations?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Merry Christmas

You are what you eat (Nuts).

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Mask Autumn

Social distance queue starts here

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

State of the Union

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

New Shades 2020

"Thank God!"

'Rona Lisa

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Keep it 2 metres people!"