Vaccination Satirist Mugs

"Are the humans in the sandwich raised without vaccinations?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Merry Christmas

You are what you eat (Nuts).

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

State of the Union

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Social distance queue starts here

Mask Autumn

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"Thank God!"

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

New Shades 2020

'Rona Lisa

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...