Vacation Yearner Gifts

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Tourists in Egypt

Try me/try me/try me...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'See you in two weeks!'