Vacation Yearner Gifts

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Tourists in Egypt

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'See you in two weeks!'

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