Vacation Satirist Pillows

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'Are we broke yet?'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Did you get some work done?"

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"Well, they did say half-board."

"Defending you isn't going to be easy. . . Sana actually started an 'Extremely cruel, stupid and psychotic kid' list especially for you."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

'Santa's blotto.'