Tourism Satirists Pillows

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Your Luggage

Up Pariscope.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Woman painting a man drowning.

"Well, they did say half-board."

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

Gondolier Hat

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"