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"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

The Chippendales go through airport security.

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Woman painting a man drowning.

"Well, they did say half-board."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Your Luggage

Up Pariscope.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

Catch 72

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Gondolier Hat