Vacation Gourmand Gifts

Man on holiday sees meal times listed every hour

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

'Is it organic?'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A London gent abroad

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Dijon Vu

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

Capturing a Cook

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home