Vacation Gourmand Prints

Man on holiday sees meal times listed every hour

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

'Is it organic?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

Dijon Vu

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Capturing a Cook

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."