Traveling Gourmand Prints

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

A London gent abroad

Alphabet soup

Culture clash

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

'Purpose of visit?'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

Beer....Beer Fart.

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

'Bloody Brits.'

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'I'm just back from my 'Cheeses of France' discovery tour...It was amazing!...'