Vacation Deals Gifts

'I thought it was special every year.' (Guy looking at Kwanzaa Holiday Special display in window)

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Skiing.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Daughters on the beach

Airport Security.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"