Travel Deal Enthusiast Gifts

'-or for fifty quid I can arrange for you to stow away'

"That's the last time I book our holidays at smartvacation.com!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.