Vacation Deals Pillows

'I thought it was special every year.' (Guy looking at Kwanzaa Holiday Special display in window)

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Skiing.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Airport Security.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Daughters on the beach

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."