Vacation Braggart Gifts

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Pina Coladas

Daughters on the beach

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Fight or Flight

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surf Casting