Boating Braggart Gifts

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mind the whale, dear."

Build a Raft

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Do you mind?"

A vampire in a canoe.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Fish hunting for men.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Fishing with God

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'So who needs sonar?!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."