Vacation Bible Schooler Gifts

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

John takes a personivacation.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

Custer's last tan.

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'This is totally bananas!'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Academics At the Beach

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

'Is this your picture of the flight out of Egypt?'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

End of Vacation Sally

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"