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"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

John takes a personivacation.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Custer's last tan.

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Academics At the Beach

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

'Is this your picture of the flight out of Egypt?'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"