Vacation Devotee T-Shirts

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Clown on bike.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Bad fake tan day.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Try me/try me/try me...

Sunbathers.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Summertime

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."