Vacation Bible School T-Shirts

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surf Casting

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Daughters on the beach

Pina Coladas

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Are we there yet?'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'