Vacation Bible School Mugs

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Surf Casting

Pina Coladas

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Daughters on the beach

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fight or Flight

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Are we there yet?'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."