Vacation Vicar Mugs

Californians Abroad.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Night-time halo

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Early Piety

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Thou Shalt Not!

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Dogma

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'