Vatican Vacationer Mugs

The Pope visits Cuba.

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Monk on the beach

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Overdoing it.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'How was your holiday?'