Utility Executive Gifts

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

Water PLC, "April is the cruellest month since records began."

"Hi! This is your energy provider - all our operatives are out on a spending spree at the moment - please try again later."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"It's trickle down."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Electricity Bills

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Energy Bills

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

A Utility Knife.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

High electricity consumption in the summer

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

The World wasting water.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"