Us-uk Alliance Supporter Gifts

David Cameron's US visit.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

DIY Butchers

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Psyche Delia

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

"Listen up!!... new health care guidelines now cover pre-existing conditions... ...we're looking at layoffs people!"

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'