Union Supporter Gifts

'Will work for union scale.'

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

"You can't tell a cat what to do. They have a very strong Union"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

A picket line for the umpires union.

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

'Our best strategy for collective bargaining is to send our biggest guy.'

Sign post: Old Aged Pensionless.

'Why do you want the union! I've never needed it, and I'm doing just fine!'

'Bad news! After spending millions to move our factory overseas, the workers THERE have organized a union!'

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'Until we joined the union we didn't have a leg to stand on!'

'I know crime doesn't pay, but then neither does teaching without a contract.'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

Infamous last words: 'We get the same pay and benefits,no way will I pat union dues!'...WILL WORK FOR FOOD.

"I don't need a union? If you don't mind, doctor, I'd like a second opinion!"

'How can this be happening!?!'

'So I asked him, 'what did she have that I didn't have?' and he said, 'The union.'

'.. but I thought you wanted a shorter working week!'

Circus guild - carpenters union.

'A fine? For running over one lousy union buster?'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'It's no problem. Our union consists of retail clerks, cooks AND bail bondsmen!'

'No back-log for us to clear tomorrow.'

'If they'd pay us more, we'd be better nourished.'

Every scab should have a dog.

Labor abuse

'Why would I work 9 to 5 when I'm normally home by four?'

Non-Union Cat: Will Mouse For Mice.

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'

Len Murray