Union Hopeful Gifts

America's Biggest Export...

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

It's a dogs life

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Kiss

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Labor Day '19

Someday

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.