Union Enthusiasts Gifts

Kiss

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

It's a dogs life

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Did you miss me?

Congratulations Strike Over!

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

Labor Day '19

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Someday

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

Labor-Management Non-Relations

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Otto von Bismarck

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

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