Uk-us Relations Fan Gifts

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Foreign policy

TTIP

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

"And just who are you pointing that gun at, Mr. Imperialist Warmonger?!"

Barack Obama

Zelensky at UN

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

John Kerry

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Dept. of cyber friendship.

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

China Diary Day 3. Is he trying to speed global warming?

Splendid Advice

Get Ready for the Next One

Sailing Away

Go Britain!

Here We Go Again

Differing Views Of Israel

'I bet you can't guess what those Libyan diplomats and I have in common.'