Franco-british Relations Fan Gifts

'It's corked !'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

TTIP

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

Foreign policy

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"And just who are you pointing that gun at, Mr. Imperialist Warmonger?!"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Zelensky at UN

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

Brexit Cliff Edge

Dept. of cyber friendship.

Get Ready for the Next One

Splendid Advice

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

The Russian Bear takes away Ukraine's ball.

Sailing Away

Everyone in Health Service working together.

Boris Visits Macron

Rent-a-Stan

Here We Go Again

CIA embarrassment in Russia.

Differing Views Of Israel

'I bet you can't guess what those Libyan diplomats and I have in common.'

"Did you call me Madam?"

"I never thought solitary would be overcrowded, too."

Olympic Squabbles