Franco-german Cooperation Fan Gifts

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Cat and mouse

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

French wine

Gunter Grass

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Jacques et Jille

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Atomic Bear: Part 14

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Friedrich Schiller

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

French Army knife

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Eugene Ionesco

A meeting on the pier

Emigrating to France.

Eureka

Brexit

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Angela Merkel

Lisbon Treaty.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Federica Mogherini

The first transatlantic communication.