Franco-german Cooperation Fan T-Shirts

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Cat and mouse

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Jacques et Jille

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Friedrich Schiller

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Eugene Ionesco

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

A meeting on the pier

Emigrating to France.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

French Army knife

Eureka

Brexit

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Angela Merkel

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Lisbon Treaty.

Federica Mogherini

Francois Hollande