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"Why the extra bit on the screen?"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

bird interprets modern art

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Moliere

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Landscape Artists

Charles Dickens.

Go on! Pick a card.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Citations Needed!

Phone generation.

Laptop/mousetrap.

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'