Remote Connoisseur T-Shirts

"You need to lose some weight. Go and see if you can find the remote control."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

TV listings for the 'small screen'.

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Apple TV+