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Phone generation.

The iFart Economy

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"I bought an app that tests your gullibility, for only $500."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

C Day Lewis.

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Creative department ?

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

The Croucho Club

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'