App Connoisseur Prints

Phone generation.

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"I bought an app that tests your gullibility, for only $500."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Creative department ?

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

The Croucho Club

'This course is a great ego builder.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.